Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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