that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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