So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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