I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
