I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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