Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He better not be in your backpack
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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