He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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