Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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