I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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