you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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