Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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