Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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