Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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