and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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