So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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