The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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