that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
