I just pynch a tree in the face
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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