Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
