oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
And then he peed in my hair
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