girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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