everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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