I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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