I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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