is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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