so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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