you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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