We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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