My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Randomize
