Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
A+ Viking dick
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm always down for nudity.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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