what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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