Are we in a gay sports bar?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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