I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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