Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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