I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It's Friday. Sex?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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