we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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