is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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