And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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