Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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