I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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