worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
love makes seman taste better
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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