You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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