She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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