so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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