What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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