what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
