That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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