Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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