I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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