Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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